Hippo Fabulous Mail Bag

Sometimes my mom does awesome things, like send me a book in the mail entitled "The Happy Hippopotami". This is great for a variety of reasons:

1. The plural use of "hippopotami" rather than "hippos" or "hippopotamuses"is clearly superior
2. The happy hippopotami like to rollerskate
3. The happy hippopotami like to eat ice cream
4. It's always great to get something in the mail besides credit card applications
5. I had no idea there was such a book written about Happy Hippopotami, but I sure as heck am glad there is
6. See #2
7. See #3
8. This helps prove that hippopotami are truly versatile creatures
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